Stanley's the most horrible listener.
Me: Stop! You’re such a bad listener. Stanley: Ok I’ll listen. *does it again.
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
Came home and realized I started my fucking period...
/sad fucking life/
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
make me want to kill myself more and more each day -.-
Seriously you fucking pissing me off.
I forgive people easily and cannot stay mad at them, UNLESS they’re trying to convince me of something that I’m not. Ok get the fuck over it, I’m done with that and I’m not going to change my mind once I’ve made it up.
I’ve been letting Kabao and Yeng use my phone, and now their family members are calling me back to ask me who I am…… L O L uhm yeah awkward.
it's so cold.
Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.